When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
I hate this website
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack.
Every time a cat does something like this, I have to resist the urge to furiously rub the belly, and thus lose a hand.
Don’t worry, they make it
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid
"Tumblr is a loving open minded family”
“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok”
i’d just lie there in the water
I’d love this actually